joe grogan is funny

I never expected the guy famous for hosting that show where hot chicks in sports bras eat bugs to be cognisant of the fact that stupid people are taking over our society. More than cognisant his self deprecating humor demonstrates that he knows more than he is letting on. Yes dumb people are reproducing faster than smart people. I think smart people besides having trouble getting hooked up in current society (think bill gates) often abstain from reproduction because they recognize they will with all probability produce someone destined to be a misfit and outcast because they can't relate to the general society. Hence the number of smart offspring is reduced even further.

joe he had a funny spiel about having to make your own cell phone, camera, or anything technical once all the smart people have died off. I got up and closed the curtains; visions of villagers with torches and stones come to kill me for not only knowing how these things work but even worse I actually built my own phone and several cameras back in the seventies when I was a kid.

Sad fact nobody noticed when I built them or my favorite electric guitar but the girls went crazy when I blew them up in the field behind Columbine High School where I went to school. Go figure. I think Joe may be right in more ways than he knows.

The perfect plan

The perfect plan (fiction)
I tell you what... I like nachos and your name is nacho and I like that so let me tell you what me and condi are gonna do. This guy bernie is no good, he helped the last guy all the time and ended up with contracts left and right so we are gonna throw him under the bus and your gonna help and your gonna gain see. Now this is what the boys cooked up, you got $100 million right? In stock? Well sell um cause your gonna need to be liquid hehe I like that word liquid, condi you like liquid? hehe. So where was I? Oh yeah so you get your $100 million liquid and your gonna buy stock in bernies company from our saudi friends and then your gonna sell it at a loss see. Now I seen your eyes get big just hold on a second. Your gonna lose all your money but that's ok see cause bernis got himself all margin'd up and if the stock goes down our boys say he will have to start selling. Now I am not a fan of marginin since silverado put my brother neil belly up in your state but the boys tell us margin will kill ol bernie too. That's where you gain cause when bernie gets margin'd tehe margin'd I made a joke, then you are gonna step in and take over those govt contracts see and your company is gonna make the billions he's been making. So that is how you are gonna gain see.
Are you in nacho? I love nachos... I need to know if your in nacho cause this is important stuff.
So important karl said I need to call it top secret cause it has to do with national security so don't tell anyone, ok. Even under oath ok.

Sucks to be you Joe!
You never should have messed with the pioneers.

IMUS: Its hard out here for a pimp and speaking smack will get you whacked.

Dinosaurs like Imus and Pat Buchanan may not get it but there is a time and place for everything except for calling coeds 'nappy headed hos'. Saying 'i guess I am sorry but I do a lot for charity' is no excuse.
IMUS: Its hard out here for a pimp and speaking smack got you whacked.

NEWSFLASH!!! George Bush proclaims the Supreme Court the NEW law of the land!

2007-03-03 Washington D.C. - George bush announced to the press gathered in the White House Rose Garden today that the Supreme Court is now "the NEW law of the land". 232 years of law to be recognized by Whitehouse staff tomorrow. Bill of Rights, Constitution, Declaration of Independence still considered subversive but open to NEW review by NEW Supreme Court.